Why Wedding Registries drive me crazy

One of my best friends from high school is getting married on Saturday, and tonight I’m going out to get their gift, so I check their Wedding Registry and have found the "perfect gift"…

Imagine me saying this on Saturday: "Kristi you’ve been one of my best friends since high school.  You’ve done so much for me and have always been there for me, so that is why on your wedding day I’m happy to give you this 2-step Step Stool as a token of my appreciation and friendship."

Of course, when I think "a best friend since high school" I think 2-step Step Stool.